Masturbation May

Dear Diary,

I got an email this morning that reminded me that May was masturbation month. As a red-blooded American gay-leaning male you can fully understand my penis starting to engorge itself in anticipation of all the great fun in-store for this month. Soon it was happily poking its head out at me saying "Hey daddy, we had fun yesterday. Let's do it again!"

I have to admit that yesterday, I hadn't realize Masturbation May had started. I was just typically horny and wanted to fantasize about getting together with a new friend from Silverdaddies. I was plotting out our first physical "date".  There would be the intro shower, then lots of body and erogenous zone exploration, moving to oral sex and then to possibly anal sex finishing off with covering each other with our cum. We might forget about the last two steps, due to our age and just suck each other off. That'd be awesome for me. My cock was hard and we were doing our manly bit for May.

But now my cock was aroused thinking about all the horny emails I would be getting on a daily basis due to this celebration.

Not to forget all the celebratory loads guys would be sharing with and on each other, as well as wearing in the pants.

So, yeah, I happily have my cock out and getting nice and hard to celebrate this fabulous male month! I will keep you posted.

Love, Randy

It's all about the Pussy

Don't you remember growing up as a guy, the big thing was that thing that girls had that guys all wanted more than anything. Well, some of the guys.

Face it, we were driven to find out what exactly was hidden under these sexy clothing. It seemed all the girls knew what the boys had. And a lot of them had seen our penises at an early age. What was it that was making guys so crazy.

So you finally get a girlfriend and find out. The great discovery Captain Columbus. You found and seen a vagina!

Yeah, my cock got hard. It was still forbidden fruit.

 And surprise, surprise, there were even females who lived showing off their pussys and felt very comfortable. Guys used to be very uncomfortable being nude in public because they might get, gasp!, an erection. Nowadays it's Bring 'em on!

You have to admit it is beautiful to look at ...

And incredibly erotic, arousing and delicious to explore orally especially with your tongue.

And so fucking awesome to probe with your erection....

And fill with your seed....

Yes, no doubt about it, pussys are marvelous!!

But...