Horny Thursday

Dear Diary,

Please forgive me for I have been such a neglectful male. I have not gone to the Temple of Phallus for almost two weeks. I have failed in my worship of the almighty Cock. I have been busy with so many other things and have forgotten the most important thing.

Yesterday morning I was reminded and woke up with an erection. This was a wonderful change as during the previous weeks my penis was kinda flaccid like the picture below. I must not have been visiting the any porn sites or had any lustful thoughts, which is hard to believe. Maybe it's because I am home all the time.

So what was I thinking about that morning? The good old days when you went to peep shows or porn in theaters to get aroused and off. You remember those theatres. I still remember the smell of the disinfectant. And how sticky the floor was from all that cum. And the funky seats, so many of which didn't work that well. You always worried you were going to sit in one of those ratty velvet seat covered in a fresh load of cum.  It was so dark, the sound of the moaning and breathing so loud from the movie. You really felt like you were doing something especially naughty. Yeah, right. You were horny and you couldn't wait to find a place to sit to pull out your cock and play with it. Hopefully you would see someone else there doing the same thing and be able to watch. Your cock was starting to get hard.

Some of the guys came to look at tits and pussy, the furrier the better. In those days, the 60's and 70's women didn't shave their pussys like today. Same for the men.

The majority of the guys there in the theater weren't there for pussy, they were there for the real forbidden fruit, cock. And size didn't matter. There was big on the screen you could fantasize was yours as you pleasured yourself or were lucky enough finding someone else who was interested in doing that. So many guys hung out there hoping to get that hit of hard cock and hot cum.

And if there wasn't too much action in the theater, you could always check out the bathroom or video booths to see if they had any glory holes. You remember those. Anonymous sex. You got a hard cock to suck, I have a hot mouth to suck it. Or vise versa, depending on your needs.

Meanwhile, back in the theater, the guys are playing with each other's penises and balls, getting them nice and hard for sucking and hopefully getting the audience good and randy to spend more of their money to satisfy their horny cocks.

Occasionally there would be those horny, older guys who had their pants pulled down and stroking their big hard dicks so everyone could see. It was kind of like a dare, I've got mine out, let's see yours. They were the ones who probably left the loads on the seats. If you were lucky, which always happened, he would move over and you could play with each other's penises. 

Meanwhile, back on the screen, the guys are busy showing their cocks, rubbing the swollen cocks together and busy sucking each other off. Hot fun.

And I'm happy because I got my mojo back and, most importantly, my cock is hard!

I will always have a soft spot, and hard cock for vintage porn. 

Titillating Thursday

It's been 72 hours since I last drained my balls. If I wake up during the night I can edge for hours. Last night I did two edging sessions. I am starting to sound like someone from AA. This ejaculation denial is having its intended results. I'm getting very horny. My cock wants constant petting. Don't get me wrong, I really love being naked sporting a raging erection. So that's what I was cruising for when I went online yesterday and today, raging erections. I mean, doesn't this clearly state "I fucking horny and I need to drain my full balls!", right?

Or you could be a female... "Hi, I'm horny, wanna fuck?" Or "Masturbate to this."

No, I'd rather masturbate to more of this...

Or more of this macho stuff...

This stuff definitely gets me dripping. So go online...

Or find a friend. This why I like having a boyfriend, it's kind of like a 2-fer.

Or throw a party where you can whip it out, get it up and get off!!

I'll keep you posted about how many days I go for my edging challenge.

Testosterone Tuesday

Hi all!!

Happy Testosterone Tuesday!!!

I wasn't sure how I was going to start this blog until I ran across this news article in USA Today.

Florida has declared professional sports league employees and their media partners "essential services," so professional wrestling's WWE can operate despite a statewide "shelter-in-place" order that will expire on April 30 at the earliest.

Suddenly I had today's theme and the blog's concept. Thank you Florida for saving the day!!

But I think Florida has got to continue to think outside the box and go one step further. They need to expand the essential services to cover naked body builders. I mean we all like our beefy men. And with the rise of viewership looking at porn during COVID-19, what better way to kill two birds with one stone, as they used to say. I mean check the following out. I mean if we're going to do it let's do it right! Beefy men, beefy cocks!!
We know in the world of sex, and especially here in the U.S. of A., it's all about big tits and big cocks.

So I wanted to get this first blog out yesterday. Unfortunately, I did my usual naked yoga after I wrote up the previous part. I like doing yoga naked. It's the feeling of freedom and getting back in touch with my body. My boyfriend used to love watching me do yoga. He enjoyed the various views I would show him, sometimes on purpose. I would always know how much he was appreciating the show by the angle of the dangle. And sometimes the angle of my dangle also showed its appreciation of the captive audience, like it did today.

Oh, yes, I was distracted and horny. I started to think about the teasing games my boyfriend and I would do. I so loved how his penis looks when it gets aroused. Straight. I've got a curved one, which I love. Straight ones really get me horny.

And he had suck a lovely love hole. I got him to completely shave his genitals and would drive him crazy going back and forth licking and sucking his tight scrotum, running my tongue down his taint to rim his puckered anus. 

Without touching, we would wave our cocks seductively at each other to see who would get hard first. The winner got the treat of a blowjob and butt fuck. 

Another tease we would do is send horny videos to each other when one of us was out of town. Who needs porn when you've got a super horny boyfriend.